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I’m super angry at Suzette.  In our prenuptial agreement it clearly says “Shall not use Scott’s fishing rod or share his secret bait cures . . . .” I went to driftwood to write a poem and caught her coho-handed as you can see.

Being a wild mermaid, Suz was able to call wild orcas close in  for spectacular leaps.  She took this photo with her phone. Best mermaid I ever caught I’m no scientist, but I think the kayak goes faster if the person in front helps row. Suz and I were married Aug. 1.  We went sea…

Giant schools of pink salmon came through the Strait last week, and Suz and I  intercepted  two. Mine is on the top but something is wrong with my camera lens that makes  hers look bigger. The problem fishing with Suz is it’s hard to keep my eyes on the river.  This is her huge Thompson…

Click above to see an “ADA Boats Review” by Mike Carey of Northwest Fishing Reports trolling Lake Stevens north of Seattle for kokanee. Fellow Washington fisherman Mike Mayes sells and rents wheelchair-accessible boats expanding opportunities for disabled veterans and others anywhere in the world.  He said his boat “Independence continues to serve the Fishing Access…

Then Now Suz and I had a big fight.  We were raised fishing the same rivers like the Molalla and Clackamas, and ocean reefs, so I guess it was only natural sooner or later she demanded to know my secret fishing spots. “Look,” I said, “I bought you a diamond ring.  Isn’t that enough?  I’m…

See the 7 min. film Remove the Dams to Save the Salmon? selected by National Geographic editors and showcased at National Geographic Society.

With rivers heating way above normal and falling to never before seen water levels, now is a good time to ocean fish.  River salmon, steelhead, and trout are in serious trouble due to drought, lack of water-sustaining snowpack, and recent heat.  Today, the mighty Columbia River is 73 degrees and the Willamette River in Portland,…

I read somewhere variety of diet is important so I took a day off from chinook fishing to go sockeye fishing.  I caught this on a small green Spin-N-Glow with a piece of shrimp. It was a delicious fish.